Q: How do pigs talk? A: Swine language. Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Q: Why does a cow wear a bell? A: Its horns don't work. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 right legs? Vibram Five Fingers Sprint Shoes Slate-palm-lichenVibram Five Fingers Sprint Woman Shoes black-blackVibram Five Fingers Sprint Woman Shoes blue-aqua-grayA: Lean beef. Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A: An udder failure. Animals ------- Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B. Why doesn't Smokey the Bear's wife ever get pregnant? Every time she gets hot, he throws dirt on her and hits her with a shovel. How to tell the species of bear you are looking at: Go over to him, and kick him in the behind. Run up a nearby tree. If he climbs the tree and eats you, he's a black bear. If he knocks the tree down and eats you, he's a grizzly.